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Anonymous said: I just printed out a few of your facebook pictures and now I'm submitting them to the newspaper obituary.

akabbagans:

bagelbagans:

akabbagans:

I ACCIDENTALLY UNFOLLOWED BECKY AND NOW I CANT FAN MAIL HER

mandaleepandalecki:

bagelbagans:

times my sister has ruined my life*

  • she got to go to disney, i didnt
  • at disney, she met Kevin from BSB (this was before he was in BSB and played Aladdin)
  • when she wouldn’t let me play with her barbies (i did anyway)
  • when woudlnt let me tell on her for cussing (she would hold me down and let me play with her barbies)
  • when we would play with MY doll house and she would be like ‘you can play with the outside, and i’ll play on the inside and then we’ll switch’ BUT THEN WE WOULD SWITCH SHE WOULDNT WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE
  • when she covered a whole wall in our room with britney spears pictures
  • when she wouldn’t let me hang out with her and her high school friends
  • WHEN SHE WAS GOTH AND I COULDNT BE BECAUSE I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL SO I HAD TO BE “”“PUNK”“” 
  • when she told me she would help me make a myspace and NEVER DID
  • when i had to go to her dumb science fair 
  • when i had to help take care of her idiot mouse that sat in water and didnt clean it off so it got mold on its butt 
  • WHEN SHE GOT A CAT AND I DIDNT
  • when i couldnt go see Chiodos because she was getting married

* some of these may not be her fault

SHE MET KEVIN?!

YES THAT BITCH DID. I REMEMBER BECAUSE we were watching something with BSB and he said that he worked at disney at this time and played aladdin and she was there in that time frame (tbh it might not have been kevin, but we’ll just say that it was) and SHE RAN AROUDN THE HOUSE SCREAMING I MET KEVIN I MET KEVIN AND I AM NEVER WASHING THIS HAND AGAIN (EVEN THOUGH SHE MET HIM LIKE YEARS AGO ANYWAY SO IT DIDNT EVEN MAKE SENSE)

akabbagans:

I ACCIDENTALLY UNFOLLOWED BECKY AND NOW I CANT FAN MAIL HER

times my sister has ruined my life*

  • she got to go to disney, i didnt
  • at disney, she met Kevin from BSB (this was before he was in BSB and played Aladdin)
  • when she wouldn’t let me play with her barbies (i did anyway)
  • when woudlnt let me tell on her for cussing (she would hold me down and let me play with her barbies)
  • when we would play with MY doll house and she would be like ‘you can play with the outside, and i’ll play on the inside and then we’ll switch’ BUT THEN WE WOULD SWITCH SHE WOULDNT WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE
  • when she covered a whole wall in our room with britney spears pictures
  • when she wouldn’t let me hang out with her and her high school friends
  • WHEN SHE WAS GOTH AND I COULDNT BE BECAUSE I WAS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL SO I HAD TO BE “”“PUNK”“” 
  • when she told me she would help me make a myspace and NEVER DID
  • when i had to go to her dumb science fair 
  • when i had to help take care of her idiot mouse that sat in water and didnt clean it off so it got mold on its butt 
  • WHEN SHE GOT A CAT AND I DIDNT
  • when i couldnt go see Chiodos because she was getting married

* some of these may not be her fault

remember that one time when i saw thursday and tdep and cried it was my first real pit and i touched geoff and it was great and he smiled at me and i got a guitar pick :’) it was around this time like two years ago so perf 

sleepymonsters said: genuinely im not a troll or anything just call my skype, i have premium 1 708 780 8580

not to be rude but i really dont want to call you because that’s awkward as hell like 

my sister ruins my life everyday because apparently her bitch ass isnt bring pumpkin pie and instead is bring pumpkin cheesecake that she BOUGHT from some kids at my old high school

THAT IS NOT HOW THANKSGIVING WORKS.

sleepymonsters said: Please? :( im new to tumblr and i need friends. your blog is so cool. i was just kidding about the single thing it was supposed to be funny. the number is my skype number..

im so confused to what is happening

i wish we were having thanksgiving tomorrow but no my sister had to ruin that so awesome.